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WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED
« on: December 14, 2014, 03:31:23 AM »
> WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:
> Men Are Just Happier People --
> What do you expect from such simple creatures?
> Your last name stays put.
> The garage is all yours.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> Chocolate is just another snack...
> You can never be pregnant.
> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> The world is your urinal.
> You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
> just too icky.
> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> Same work, more pay.
> Wrinkles add character.
> Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
> People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> New shoes don't cut, blister,
> or mangle your feet.
> One mood all the time.
> Phone conversations are over
> in 30 seconds flat.
> You know stuff about tanks.
> A five-day vacation requires
> only one suitcase.
> You can open all your own jars.
> If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend .
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> Everything on your face stays
> its original color.
> The same hairstyle lasts for years,
> even decades.
> You only have to shave your face and neck.
> You can play with toys all your life.
> One wallet and one pair of shoes --
> one color for all seasons.
> You can wear shorts no matter
> how your legs look.
> You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
> You have freedom of choice
> concerning growing a mustache.
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
> On December 24 in 25 minutes.
> NICKNAMES
>
> If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura,
> Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately
> refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.
> EATING OUT
>
> When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even
> though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and
> none will actually admit they want change back.
>
> When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators... YEP!!!
> MONEY
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
> BATHROOM
>
> A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
> cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
> The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man
> would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
> ARGUMENTS
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
> FUTURE
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
> MARRIAGE
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
>
>
> DRESSING UP
>
> A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
> answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
>
> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>
> NATURAL
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
>
> OFFSPRING
>
> Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
> appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and
> hopes and dreams.
>
> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>
> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
>
> A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
> remembering the same thing!
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Re: WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2014, 04:10:03 AM »
LOL funny stuff

Who needs a man?
Isn't that what  B.O.B. is for?
Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. That fire burns in me.
Does it burn in YOU?
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Re: WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2015, 03:19:02 PM »
It's very useful If I see it to you.

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Re: WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2015, 06:44:17 AM »
Ha Ha

 

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