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Offline Nananah

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50 shades of grey!
« on: April 23, 2015, 05:14:39 PM »
Haven't read the book but heard all the hype. However I much preferred this poem on the subject  :-*


 FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

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Re: 50 shades of grey!
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2015, 06:41:04 PM »
Pure greatness!

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Re: 50 shades of grey!
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2015, 06:51:55 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: 50 shades of grey!
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2015, 07:44:09 PM »
yup yup  ;D ;D
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Re: 50 shades of grey!
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2015, 09:05:16 PM »
lolol
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Re: 50 shades of grey!
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2015, 02:39:49 AM »
Now I have a great picture stuck in my head
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